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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.      read_more

Other Funny jokes 

1.  Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

      Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

      Doctor: "Nine."

2.  Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

     Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

     Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school                tomorrow?”

     Patrick, "what school?"

3.  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your            bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.

     Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.

4.  She: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go… 

     He: Just call in sick then.

5.  A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

     The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

    The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

    Boy nods, "Exactly!" read more

One Liner best funny Jokes

1.  "What kind of murderer has moral fiber?" – "A cereal killer."

2.   Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

3.   Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

4.  A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually            read that number.
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