One Liner Jokes

One Liner Jokes                                          back

1. Before Marriage- Ali, After Marriage- Ghulam Ali

2. Aajkal log bhagwan se kam aur CCTV camera se jyada darte hai

3. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than     the men who mention it.


4. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and                 wondered Y?

5. Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the             lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

6. Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become           more important than making it..  

7. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

8. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they         are flashing behind you.

9. If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually       find me attractive.

10.British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair                  enough, use an ashtray.